February 6th, 2007

The Never Ending Cackle Story

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Health

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OK, it’s like the never ending story…. *lol*

Paper work: A lot of my own paperwork as well as for my Mom is urgent to get done, so that have to be prio #1 over here today, including some pesty phone calls.

Gynecologist: Remember I have a hole that needs to be carefully investigated…. *giggles* I have problems since I tested new birth control pills 3 years ago, I ve never gotten back to “normal” after that. I’ve now got a cancelled appointment and that’s TODAY! I’ll update this post after the visit this afternoon.

Searching for a caring Doctor: I do have some doctor’s now that I will check up as soon as possible. One of them I actually got the tip from another customer at the hairdresser, so that is the hottest alternative actually. I’ll defenitely check him up.

My stomach problems: I’m eating the bacteria capsules to improve my immune defense and it still seems to work a bit, but not completely. I’ll begin with another product today, which is something Miss Ass. Lifecruiser actually got for her stomach. It’s only temporarily to get things going and then we’ll see after that what’s happening - or what the Doctor says.

Moving our flesh: We’ve been out with my sister at several occasions, moving our flesh around more than usual :-)

Though yesterday we cheated because we were soooo tired, so we went to a movie instead! We saw a Swedish comedy about a boat race on a canal, so I guess we could say that we excercised our laughing muscles…? *LMAO*


1) Half of the paperwork and phone calls are done.

2) OK, now I have had a proper investigation of my hole ;-) I did have some problem at one time - when she did bring forward the big dildo (!) with a condom on! To my disappointment there was no vibration though…. *LMAO* It was that close that I burst out in a hysterical giggle attack!

So what was all that about? It was the ultrasound. You see, she found a cyst on my right ovary, but she wanted to send me to an expert on ultrasound with that one - another visit to do within a month! But not only that, she also found a small, probably benign polyp in my cervix too, which she removed by snare technique at once. It felt good to get rid off it. She took samples too to send to the lab, so it will be completely investigated. Phew! What a relief!

We’ll see if that could have been at least part of my problems. She also thought that it might be time for me to start with my menopause, but I’m not so sure about that since we’re late with that sort of things in my family.

What do you call these horrible grumpy old women in menopause in your country? We have a nicname that says: “klimakteriekossa”, which means about “menopause cow”. Problem is: I’m not grumpy enough! Maybe I’ve to practise on being grumpy? *lol*

Muuuuuuuu ;-)

Oh, and if you read the post below this, there is some hairdresser tackle there too :-)

Reminder rest Tit’s:

1. Get copies of med. journals (after 14 Feb)
2. Kick my ass to find a new doctor
3. Deal with my health issues
4. Find new kitchen curtains
5. Kitchen cupboards
6. Porcelain boxes
7. Clean bathroom
8. Clean hall closet
9. Basement storage
10. Sales ads

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Cruise list: Debbie, That frolicsome kid, Heather, Irish Church Lady, Problem girl, Chana, Happy and blue 2, Gattina, and Liza.
February 4th, 2007

The Green Alien

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Nature
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This plant really is like a green alien to me. What on earth is this? Any one that know? We spotted it in the island Fuerteventura in Spain in 2005.

Strangely enough, it reminded me of a satellite dish even though it isn’t round, but I’m weird ;-) Maybe it’s the green aliens way of communication…? *LMAO*

TIP: Head over to Mélange to read about the unusal smelly Corpse flower if you haven’t already had a look! I’ve never seen or heard of anything like it before!

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Cruise list: Aka R'acquel, Martin, That frolicsome kid, TorAa, Haddock, Kylee, Deb, Joe blogs, Debbie, Acey, Nikita, and Gattina.
February 1st, 2007

13 Cake Cafe Experiences

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Food, Swedish

Yesterday we took a day trip with my sister to Norrtälje, a small town 6 Swedish miles north of Stockholm. The reason for going there was that it has been a wish of my sister for a long time now to visit their famous Café “En liten smula” (means “A little crumb”).

The Café has an award winning owner, Therese Wikström - one of Swedens best pastry chef’s. Therese has worked in first class restaurants in both Sweden and other countries and have had Jan Hedh as mentor, which is a pastry chef Master and has World championships titles in the baggage. She has won prizes every year in row now.

When she was working on a restaurant in New York, she introduced the Swedish Semla on the menu as a dessert. The americans loved it. (Read what a semla is: Lifecruisers Semla)

This is a very small Café in a very old town house and the rooms are decorated like your visiting someone in their home, giving a very comfy feeling. We sat in the kitchen. Even though we didn’t find her best masterpeices in the Café, there still was a lot of delicious things - don’t you agree…?

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Lifecruisers cafe visit
Lifecruisers cafe visit
Lifecruisers cafe visit

Lifecruisers cafe visit
Lifecruisers cafe visit
Lifecruisers cafe visit

Lifecruisers cafe visit


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January 25th, 2007

Thirteen medevial pick up lines

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Love, Pleasure

1. If I had been your horse, I would have wanted that you sat on me without a saddle.

2. The Magician: You know, it’s not only my magic wand that is pointed…

3. You know, that chastity belt would fit perfectly well on my bedroom floor.

4. Don’t believe the rumors you have heard about me… The bubonic plague didn’t hit my most vital body parts.

5. I lost one of my legs in battle. Guess what I’m walking on?!

6. Yes, beautiful damozel, I’m indeed a magician. Do you want to see your clothes disappear?

7. By rights I’m a nice prince that has been bewitched by a mean witch. Tell me, do you like frog sex?

8. Hmm, it seems like I have lost my sex slave. Can I borrow you for a while?

9. Your shelter or mine?

10. My dear lady, you know very well that it isn’t the size of the magic wand that counts, but how magical it is.

11. Your eyes are dark as a moat at midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me in.

12. What does a pretty maiden doing in a dirty dungeon like this?

13. You should be glad that I’m not a viking, because then I would already have devestated and plundered you at this time.


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January 11th, 2007

Thirteen of our dress orders

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Life
Lifecruisers white undiesLifecruisers camouflage undies
Lifecruisers green topLifecruisers camouflage pants
Lifecruisers green and grey topsLifecruisers white top
Lifecruisers green ans black cardigansLifecruisers partyfeet gel
Lifecruisers black and white topLifecruisers spotted black cardigan
Lifecruisers darkgrey t-shirt
Clothes from Haléns


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January 8th, 2007

The Naked Soap Beauty

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Swedish
Lifecruisers Soap Beauty

This is an ad from an old Swedish lady magazine called Husmodern (The House Mother) from 1925 that I found.

“A healthy and youthful skin is preserved and maintained by The Sasol Soap”

Oh, I bet this was an almost naughty ad since she is halfnekkid - at least with that times judgement.

I love her hairstyle - and nose! Have you noticed that they seemed to have bigger noses back then? Or is it that all people nowadays that have bigger noses do plastic surgerys?

Except from me, of course ;-)

Already at that time, there were ads to make us buy more beauty. Incredible. Not much difference from now.

When will we ever change?

Cruise list: Melli, Gina, That frolicsome kid, Happy and blue 2, Debbie, RennyBA, and Gattina.
January 4th, 2007

Thirteen Marie Antoinette Dresses

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Pleasure

Yes, we went to see the movie Marie Antoinette yesterday and here is our 13 opinions of that movie…

Nah, you have to wait for that until tomorrow, but in the mean time you can enjoy these beautiful pictures from the movie instead!

Choose your favorite of these 13 dresses:
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December 24th, 2006

Christmas Eve is here

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Swedish
Lifecruisers xmas Eve

Always remember
…To hug. To love. To trust
To feel peace deep within you

(Julie Jordan Scott)

A Very Merry Christmas!
(En riktigt God Jul!)

Cruise list: Viamarie, Maribeth, Neil, RennyBA, Claudie, Norma, Debbie, Chi, Happy and blue 2, Leanne, and Walker.
December 19th, 2006

Still stuck in the butt

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Health
Elf stuck in the butt

Well, seems like we’re not the only one that was stuck in the butt hah? *lol*

We did get out yesterday to do some xmas shopping. We didn’t get the gifts we were out to buy though. I guess it’s at least one step forward. Or maybe it’s just because that we wanted to drink whisky one more day…? *lol*

Butt we did get other good stuff for ourselves. 2 electric toothbrushes, one new mobile phone for Mr L and 2 wireless home phones. So now we can smile white sparkling while talking in the phone.

If we could keep the phones. We discovered that the wireless phones were not two separate ones, but on the same base station. That was not what we needed, since we have two phonenumbers now when we got IP telephony.

So now we have to go back there to change them and go on our supposed xmas gifts hunt today too. Phew. Butt we’re up early, so maybe we have a chance to get out there before all the maniacs is out there too.

We use to say that luckily we have one brain together. Not. We’ve done this a lot lately. Gone out shopping and then returned it again. Remember the wooden blinds? We actually bought them 3 times! The record were one of the blinds, we returned it after half an hour!

It gets kind of tiresome to shop the same thing several times… Not to mention that we go out to shop something and always end up with everything butt that thing we went out for in the first place. Ever happened to you too?

I don’t want to go out. I’m not feeling well at all. I have some problems with my bowel (or maybe the gall bladder) that I don’t know what it is. Some kind of infection or inflammation, because my back pain medicine seem to work. We’ll see where it leads…

So I’m stuck in the butt in more than one meaning…

UPDATE: Guess what? We must go back tomorrow to exchange the new phones once again! It’s the third time…. It’s just not true…. What’s wrong this time? There is no light in the display and very bad numbers, so we don’t see what it say! And I’m not even wearing glasses, my vision is good, but that display is bad. Bad bad bad phone.

Man are we getting slim after all this exercises…. Phew!

Cruise list: Debbie, TorAa, Melli, Marie, Happy and blue 2, Gattina, Froggie, Mar, and Irish Church Lady.
December 18th, 2006

Santa stuck in the butt

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys
Santa stuck in the butthole

I hear that the traffic is very heavy now before xmas. I do hope that Santa is getting out in time. And we too!

It almost feels like we got Santa stuck in our butts. We need to go get our butts out today, shopping some of the last things for xmas. Gifts mostly. Not all the food though. Meaning we have to go out some more time before xmas… *sigh*

Accordning to Happy and Blue 2 that means that we’re exposed to a lot of germs and it’s a fact to get sick sometimes during xmas time since he’s brilliant suggestions for how to solve this may take a while to arrange.

Meanwhile I’ve come up with the perfect solution:

Drink whisky! Maybe it kills some germs. We just have to drink whisky all the time during the shopping and the germs will not stand a chance!!!!

Excellent idea, we started yesterday evening already just to be on the safe side ;-)

Of course, this whisky drinking may have side effects, like our family getting very strange christmas gifts this year….

Cruise list: Debbie, TorAa, Barbara, Happy and blue 2, Melli, Marie, RennyBA, Irish Church Lady, Steve Novak, Nicola, Maribeth, and Gattina.
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