© Lifecruiser 2005 (Visby, Gotland, Sweden)

Since we’re celebrating an engagement anniversery over here today, what could be more appropriate than our soft kissing…? This is from summer 2005 at the Medevial week in Visby, a medevial town on the Swedish island Gotland, outside Swedens east coast.

As you may notice, we’re NOT dressed medevial, but in 18th century style. Actually it’s our wedding outfits! It’s the Swedish Royal colors, blue and yellow/gold and with wigs and all. My wig is very high, so I’m having problem not to get stuck everywhere with it… *giggles*

The wigs are special ordered by us and we’ve choosen the hairstyles ourselves. We pointed them out from a catalog and the store made the hairstyle after that, they just ordered the hair from England. It’s very soft and authentic looking. So actually, now and then the wig has to go to the “hairdresser” to be washed and curled again. *lol*

So how come we went to a medevial event in 18th century outfits? We’re crazy enough to be different, to not be bothered if we get noticed among the masses. And we did. Phew. We’re photographed of tourists all over the world by now… *lol* Though it wasn’t that popular among true medevial lovers…

This was only the first day, the rest of the days we dressed properly in our medevial outfits. We bought two different outfits to wear. Mr Lifecruiser is very cool in one of his. There is people that actually lives medevial life for a whole week in tents during that week. We were not that brave…

Now… On to the celebrating and love making….

(Sorry, private party - no soft nudes pic here today ;-)

Adoration 1945. Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren.
© BROWN & BIGELOW, INC, ST.PAUL, MINNESOTA

We have a third engagement anniversery coming up on Saturday. There will be nudity involved for sure. As usual I might add… *s*

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband:

- “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replied:

- “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked:

- “What are you thinking now?”

He replied:

- “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”

Though I do hope that Mr Lifecruisers comments won’t be quite the same ;-)

NOTE: Remember, our 3 year is as others 7,7 years, according to our earlier post about Making Love Figures….

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15th century hairstyle
18th century hairstyle
18th century hairstyle

Early 19th century
In the beginning of 1900 sometime
Ad around 1923
Around 1924
Country style 1930
Around 1936

Around 1953
Mr Lifecruiser (left) & his hairdresser around 1972
Me before the haircut 2007

Hairstyle a la 2007

♥ ENJOY… LOVE… YOUR NOT BAD HAIRDAYS!

NOTE: THIS IS THE LAST THURSDAY THIRTEEN. Leanne has decided to put it down!

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I’m getting really fed up with the health issues tackles - next Tuesday there will be much more pleasant reading about my TIT’s! Promise!

That pain specialist did surprise me… Butt I’m not sure how to tackle that! After his investigation and questioning of me, he told me that I was a totally “classic schoolbook example” of Fibromyalgia. Oh no. Appearently it’s my back problems that have triggered this illness too. No wonder it’s easier (and faster!) for me to tell where I haven’t any pain than where I have pain….

I’m not a mainframe, I’m a mainpain!!! *giggles*

Right now I don’t want to change doctor as I’ve been nagging you about earlier. My ordinary doc is supposed to follow me up now and discuss the medicine they want me to try. The pain specialist also said that my sick leave permit that ends in Nov 2007 must be expanded further. He didn’t gave that good prognosis to be honest.

And WHY are the social security agency always asking me so dumb questions? Like:

- “How do you see on your illness, what do you think your situation would be in the future?”

How the heck would I know, I’m no doctor. I’ve never had this much diseases before either. I can only take every day as it comes and do my very best of it - and that what she got as an answer.

Do you know what the doc said then?

- “Very good! You’re thinking like a man! That’s the right thing to do in your situation”.

No surprise. I’ve always enjoyed men company more than women ;-)

I’m still waiting for an appointment at the expert on ultrasound for a check up of the cyst on my ovary. I’ll phone them today to remind them because the only thing I want in there, sure isn’t a cyst!!!

My swollen up alien pregnancy belly and love handles is still there, but maybe not as much as before. I might be on the right track to get rid off it. Since the Doc said that I was no good for exercises I decided to go more for the love making!

Ha! There is ways to cheat - he didn’t say anything about that!!!

At least you know now why I haven’t been around visiting you as much as I use to - official version: busy with boring stuff like illnessess. Secret version: making love.

Butt, rest assured, I’m going to put an rearend to all this ill-business from now on, I’m loaded up over my ears with them - so there is frankly no more room for any more illness!!!

This hotel is over booked - take in some where else you marauders!

Reminder rest Tit’s:

1. Make Love
2. Learn more about Fibromyalgia
3. Get copies of med. journals (next doc. appointm)
4. Find new kitchen curtains
5. Kitchen cupboards
6. Porcelain boxes
7. Clean bathroom
8. Clean hall closet
9. Basement storage
10. Sales ads

See the latest post and Tackle It Tuesday participants over at 5 minutes for mom.

I’m so excited - the Poo has finally arrived! Yeaaah! I have been waiting so unpatiently…

It’s raging wonderful aka R’acquel that has sent me this amazing gift.

I’ll send her a surprise in return - and no, it will not be anything Poosh, but yet enjoyable.

(I must make her curious, it’s more fun this way… *s*)

I must admit though, that I never thought that I should be soooo excited over a bag with Poo… *LMAO*

The Book of Poo Poostage paid was $1.85 - really fantastic if you think about that this envelope has travelled across the whole world - Australia in the south Poole and Sweden in the north Poole so it’s really on the opPoosite side of the world from each other - and fast too!

Even more fantastic is it that this book of Poo were dumped in our mailbox today of all days - the day when our plumber woke us up at 07.20 in the morning (after a bad night) to tell us that he is coming to fix our toilet that has been on a strike a while - we’ve not made any Poo pile though…

…and I’m not sorry for the vision that gave you!!! *giggles*

But I promise you: that is nothing to what you get from the Book of Poo! I’ll curl up like a pile of Poo and read about all that Poo stuff now - and be prepared of laughing cramps!

Or I may go to the loo to poo first to test the plumbers work, so there will be no accident when laughing too hard…. I’ve always been very foresighted. *lol*

This book actually couldn’t have ended up in more competent hands… Remember: this is the home were your poo’s speed, consistency, color, size and smell always is described in details.

We even have Poo records. No one want to judge though ;-)

I maybe be potty and have a shitty humor on this shitty blog, but I just LOVE this - it’s one of lifes most essentials. In several meanings….

So we’re having an extra shitty Monday over here ;-)

Please feel free to tell us about your shit too!

…..how flowers know when it’s time to bloom?

I, myself, haven’t actually. I’ve just taken it sort of for granted. Until now. I just happened to stumble over an article on the web that tells me the advanced, but yet so “simple” answer. As if we could call anything in the nature for simple…

I’m not the only one that haven’t known the answer to that question - it’s only in May 2005 a Swedish researcher, Ove Nilsson, found the precise gene that is in charge of the flowering!

What exactly is it that makes flowers open then?

“We discovered that the genes that determine when flowering occurs are active in the leaves, not in the tips of the shoots where the actual flower opens. The gene that we found produces signal molecules that are conveyed from the leaves to the tips of the shoots, where they control the formation of proteins that in turn are responsible for the actual flowering.”

This signal molecule is neither a sugar molecule nor a protein (as they guessed earlier), but a type of messenger RNA (mRNA), a tiny piece of the genetic material that controls the formation of proteins. The point in time at which flowering occurs is thus pre-programmed in plants’ genetic code in the same way as when humans and other animals reach sexual maturity.

Source: Linneaus300.com

So, how about that? The expression that we humans bloom in the puberty isn’t that far away from the truth, is it?

And what about this Tulip about to bloom, it does remind us about it, doesn’t it? *lol*

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© Lifecruiser 2007 (Tulip House, Stockholm)

© Lifecruiser 2007 (Technical Museum, Stockholm)

This one is a Scania manufactured in 1901-1902 by Maskinfabriks AB Scania, Malmö, Sweden and it’s one of the first ones that was made by Scania. It’s also the oldest preserved car of three test models they made.

It was called “a stroller” and was inspired of French car models. It has a water-cooled engine and something called “planet gearbox”: two gears and one reverse. Power is transmitted to the back axle by means of a chain and universal driving shaft.

Effect: 6 hk (hp or 4,5kw)!!!!

Though I must admit, as a woman, my main thought when I see this is the old fashion style that were back then. All those long skirts the women were wearing and the climbing up they had to do in those cars… Oh my.

I just know that I would have stumbled ;-)

Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?

The official answer: Kiss smackings following by giggles.
The secret one: Loud, long farting sounds following by giggles.

Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).

- Sunny honey and maybe a storm occasionally when we need to shock someone, but only when it’s really needed. But then it will be a fully scaled storm, not a little sissy one… Heard of Volcanos spitting Lava….? *s*

Though I seem to have a bad weather curse on me…

Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?

Me. Love. Mr Lifecruiser. Most in the whole Universe. *lol*

Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books / magazines / newspapers would you choose to read?

Anyone and everyone. I’d be thrilled to remember anything!!!! With this Altzheimers light we claim to have, anything would be a huge improvement ;-)

Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?

Since I love salty things… and you did ask - don’t blame me for answering honestly: Licorice dick called….. Lick Dick. And the commercial would say: pick lick dick!!! *ROFLMAO*

(You know, the word pick also is meaning dick, in Swedish…)

Explanation for those who might not know already:
This is an idea I’ve had for quite a while now, but never seem to get my butt kicked to actually make happening. But now is the time to start the preparations!!!!

1. We’ll host a big cyber event here at Lifecruiser - a bloody marvelous Cyber Cruise!

2. There will be a lot of activities, preparations starts now, before the cruise and later on the cruise and maybe even afterwards.

3. The destinations will be revealed later too - let’s just say that it will be to several destinations all over the world!

4. There will be sightseeing, entertainment, music, dancing, gambling and contests or awards involved. Whatever we feel like!

5. We’ll have a lot of fun, witty, party-pro A-Team Cruisers (see the sidebar) and A-Swab Team members aboard during the cruise.

6. Wanna come you too? Step 1: Everybody has to start in the A-Swab Team first to be guaranteed a bed in a berth on the ship. Link to us directly (no meme blogroll). Tell us about it: lifecruiserteam at gmail dot com. Be crazy and we’d love to have you with us :-)

7. There will be first class tickets on the cruise for the A-Team Cruisers, plus some other advantages, but the A-Swab Team will still have a funny and comfortable trip with us.

8. Wanna be an A-Team Cruiser? Visit us, comment, write posts about our events, make an application in the next admission round! We’d love to have you with us :-)

9. There’s still some first class tickets available, but only for extra ordinary behaviour (use your fantasy!) or achievements in upcoming events and maybe a lottery…. You’ll never know what we’re up to!

10. There will be a Cruise Ball which probably will nearly sink this ship! The Dom Perignon (read giggle water :-) will be flooding!

11. In the meantime: Help us spread the word about the cruise and you’ll get bonus points or special mentioning or some other surprise :-)

12. I did hold an admission round earlier for becoming an A-Team Cruiser.If you missed it, there will be several like that during the year.

13. Check out which 13 A-Team Cruisers that made it in this time in the post Welcome 13 new A-Team Cruisers - or the others too in our sidebar. Start to mingle!

- Stay tuned to get the exact date for the cruise!!!

♥ LIVE, ENJOY… LOVE… CRUISE LIFE!

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