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What is the most disgusting food you ever have eaten? We think that this maybe beats that without doubt! Don’t try the fermented Baltic herring from Sweden, it should be a warning sign on it that says that you could faint just by the smell of it.

What’s the point of eating rotten fish? They camouflage it with other stuff and drink heavily to be able to swallow it and the flies just LOVE it….

(Last year export to Japan: 3.000 cans, they must have lost their sense of smell !)

Warning - Buy it here on your own risk - Warning

And we thought that we were crazy, check in this guy who actually is selling a piece of something that isn’t there - a hole!!! And above that: he can ship some of the dirt he has dug up to you if you send him a request. But you wouldn’t do that, would you? You crazy maniac ;-)

Take a peek in the hole

Have you been flying with KLM lately? Don’t miss The KLM and Holland Herald Photo Competition where you can win Canon cameras - or if your photo is really good: a round-the-world-ticket!!!

But we must warn you, the round-the-world-ticket is probably maybe perphaps likely possibly eventually OURS already, it could be too tuff competition for you! Sorry :-)

Go to the KLM web

(Choose “Specials and offers” in the menu on the left)

“Money don´t make you happy, but I rather cry in a Corvette Stingray than in a boring bus…”

Having to much spare time? Begin to play Texas Hold´em – it’s the most played poker game today! People all over the world is playing it, young or old, women or men, it doesn’t matter. Everybody enjoy it.

It’s always both fascinating and entertaining when you get the cards in your hand and shall begin to make your bets. It doesn’t matter if it’s play money or real money – the excitement is the same. You need some luck, but with a little knowledge your possibilities to win increases and you can see the stack with chips grow.

If you want to play Texas Hold’em and test your skills, you can do that with play money at a lot of pokersites on the net. Go to their poker school and learn more and you will see that your new knowledge will help you to get even the biggest pot.

When you’ve tried enough with play money and feel confident in your self then you can try with real money. Take it easy in the beginning and don´t stake to high. It´s easy to win but it´s also easy to lose.

Brake a leg :-)

Want to know how to make 23 knots without boots?

Why knot?

What a horror - imagine that you are stranded on a desert island and have no possibility to surf around at the Lifecruiser wave site. (Yes, we know that just the thought of it can make you faint, but imagine it anyway)

Then the only thing you need is:

1) A bunch of watermelons
2 ) A sharp knife
3) An ocean of patience

That will keep your finger busy, it’s that simple. If you still have abstinence for lifecruiser, try to carve out a keyboard from a watermelon. Then send us a message from the island, we promise to answer it!

Prepairing session 1

It can’t have been easy to be a young Japanese in the 60’s, judging of this manual. Wonder if they ever succeeded to ride the sexwave…?

Peek-A-Boo

“Always remember you’re unique in the sea, just like every wave are”.

Have you ever felt that whatever you do, you can’t come forward? Then you have something in common with this little guy. Our hearts is bleeding for him, the poor man.

Go and support him, he needs you!

Did you know that in the United States (1837-1866), almost anyone could issue their own paper money. How cool woudn’t that be, to have your own mug on the bills?

States, municipalities, private banks, railroad and construction companies, stores, restaurants, churches and individuals printed an estimated 8,000 different monies by 1860. If the issuer went bankrupt, closed, left town, or otherwise went out of business the note would be worthless.

You certainly would have to spread your money at different places - just like today you can’t trust even the banks.

Read more about money in Wikipedia

Want to look like a bumpkin tourist? Don’t follow the advice on the site below and be a happy bumpkin as much as you like!

To the dress adviser

Take your time to find out by getting a brain sex profile that tells you if you think like a man or a woman. Another information about your self that you probably won’t remember or use anyway….

Click here to get your brain sex profile

Surf to the grumpy old man and make a question about your life. He is giving you an answer for free, that you probably are going to ignore anyway….

Click here to visit grumpy old man

After a lot of diving we were crossing by Wikipedia’s information about Texas hold’em and got excited - this was exactly what we needed to know - before beginning to play. Check it up your self, it’s really educational!

Click here to go to Wikipedia’s information about Texas hold’em

Try out their theories: start playing with play money on a pokersite on the internet.