May 29th, 2005

Smelly odd fish

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

What is the most disgusting food you ever have eaten? We think that this maybe beats that without doubt! Don’t try the fermented Baltic herring from Sweden, it should be a warning sign on it that says that you could faint just by the smell of it.

What’s the point of eating rotten fish? They camouflage it with other stuff and drink heavily to be able to swallow it and the flies just LOVE it….

(Last year export to Japan: 3.000 cans, they must have lost their sense of smell !)

Warning - Buy it here on your own risk - Warning

May 26th, 2005

Shipping dirt

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

And we thought that we were crazy, check in this guy who actually is selling a piece of something that isn’t there - a hole!!! And above that: he can ship some of the dirt he has dug up to you if you send him a request. But you wouldn’t do that, would you? You crazy maniac ;-)

Take a peek in the hole

May 25th, 2005

Cruising in the Air?

Posted by Lifecruiser in Travel

Have you been flying with KLM lately? Don’t miss The KLM and Holland Herald Photo Competition where you can win Canon cameras - or if your photo is really good: a round-the-world-ticket!!!

But we must warn you, the round-the-world-ticket is probably maybe perphaps likely possibly eventually OURS already, it could be too tuff competition for you! Sorry :-)

Go to the KLM web

(Choose “Specials and offers” in the menu on the left)

May 24th, 2005

A drop in the ocean

Posted by Lifecruiser in Wise words

“Money don´t make you happy, but I rather cry in a Corvette Stingray than in a boring bus…”

May 23rd, 2005

Follow the pokerwave

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

Having to much spare time? Begin to play Texas Hold´em – it’s the most played poker game today! People all over the world is playing it, young or old, women or men, it doesn’t matter. Everybody enjoy it.

It’s always both fascinating and entertaining when you get the cards in your hand and shall begin to make your bets. It doesn’t matter if it’s play money or real money – the excitement is the same. You need some luck, but with a little knowledge your possibilities to win increases and you can see the stack with chips grow.

If you want to play Texas Hold’em and test your skills, you can do that with play money at a lot of pokersites on the net. Go to their poker school and learn more and you will see that your new knowledge will help you to get even the biggest pot.

When you’ve tried enough with play money and feel confident in your self then you can try with real money. Take it easy in the beginning and don´t stake to high. It´s easy to win but it´s also easy to lose.

Brake a leg :-)

May 22nd, 2005

23 knots cruising

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

Want to know how to make 23 knots without boots?

Why knot?

May 22nd, 2005

Alternative waves

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

What a horror - imagine that you are stranded on a desert island and have no possibility to surf around at the Lifecruiser wave site. (Yes, we know that just the thought of it can make you faint, but imagine it anyway)

Then the only thing you need is:

1) A bunch of watermelons
2 ) A sharp knife
3) An ocean of patience

That will keep your finger busy, it’s that simple. If you still have abstinence for lifecruiser, try to carve out a keyboard from a watermelon. Then send us a message from the island, we promise to answer it!

Prepairing session 1

May 21st, 2005

Tsunami of the 60’s ?

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys, Love

It can’t have been easy to be a young Japanese in the 60’s, judging of this manual. Wonder if they ever succeeded to ride the sexwave…?


May 21st, 2005

Unique waves

Posted by Lifecruiser in Wise words

“Always remember you’re unique in the sea, just like every wave are”.

May 20th, 2005

Difficult waves

Posted by Lifecruiser in Odditys

Have you ever felt that whatever you do, you can’t come forward? Then you have something in common with this little guy. Our hearts is bleeding for him, the poor man.

Go and support him, he needs you!

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