Solved drooling problems

I am going to share something with you that maybe Mr Lifecruiser is going to revenge on me later, but what the heck, I take my chance….

A couple of nights ago we went to bed and as usual we have our little procedure before going to sleep. The first step (the second & third step I am not going to tell you ;-) is that I MUST lay my head on his shoulder with my face at the little cavity at his neck. This make his mouth end up at my forehead.

Suddenly I could feel that I got wet on my forehead - he had drooled on it!!! I took my hand up to the forehead to sweep it away and the hand was full of it…. When Mr Lifecruiser does something he does it properly, no holding back there!

Wow, I thought, he really must think that I am THAT hot, I mean drooling all over me ;-)

Then he made the mistake to make this clearifying statement: I must have falling in sleep. That made me suddenly fall down from being a really hot wife to the most unattractive wife that makes him fall a sleep….

Or maybe he thought that if I am being wet I get cooled off from the winds? What winds do you ask your self now. Well, maybe the fartwinds? *lol* (Actually, in Sweden we have a similar word that means something completely different: fartvindar. If I translate it to english it would say speed winds).

Come to think about it, there is a lot to write about fartwinds too, but I will save that part to another time. After all, we have a 2 year anniversery coming up soon, so I better be nice…

Anyway, I went to the bathroom, fixed my self up a little and went back to the bed, awaiting his reaction on my big improvement you can see on the photo below.

Droolsafe Mrs Lifecruiser

It was very much appreciated, I promise. He has a very practical wife, has he not?

I mean, that could come in handy in any kind of drooling in bed…

Comments on Solved drooling problems

  • 1
    Martin UNITED KINGDOM said:

    Thanks for popping by!

    Love the drooling story! the tissue suits you, it will be all the rage in Paris this year on the catwalks!

    Have a Happy New Year!


  • 2
    Mrs Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Yes, I totally believe that too. Everyone will now immediately get the new “tissue look” !!!

    Happy New Tissue Year ;-)

  • 3
    Mandy NETHERLANDS said:

    lol - that made me giggle. Does he know you posted this about his drooling ? hehe. Oh and I see you made a make-shift shelter now :-)

    I love that word too ‘fartvindar’ lol, it reminds me of soo many Dutch words here that if they are translated into English it’s just so funny, but yeah that’s another story too :)


  • 4
    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Yes, he knows… and I am just waiting, sure of the fact of a revenge. Just wondering what he is up to, he has this very ominous grin on his face all the time. Keep me sby on the rack, he is such a teaser!

  • 5
    Deb AUSTRALIA said:

    Oh jeez… I didn’t comment before but I can see why he chose tissue pics as a revenge.

    Too funny.

  • 6
    Karla UNITED STATES said:

    That is so funny! I guess this is what I have to look forward to a few years down the road in my marriage. I’ll buy a sponge hat now.

  • 7
    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:


    Yes, better hurry up, you never know when the drooling tsunami comes… Make it big!

    Hm, come to think about it, better to install a early warning system???? I know that it is expensive, but if we think about it: so hot wifes that we are demands something professional!

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