Vision of Beauty
Vision of Beauty (Unveiling), 1947.
Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren.

So, this picture above represents one of the presents Mr L had to unpack yesterday on his birthday ;-)

The card said: an airplane ticket to a secret destination when he WANTS TO… Actually that were several kind of trips. One in the form of a trip to heaven and one real trip. The second one is not claimed yet.

My, how difficult this was to explain without leaving out any details… and with your fantasies I’m not really sure what you think Mr L got for his birthday… Ah, what the heck! *giggles*

The old sausage trick

Krille and Tony were feeling like taking a beer, but only had one wrinkled one dollar bill to share.

- Wait, I have an idea, said Krille and run into the butcher. After a while he came out with a big sausage.
- Are you nuts? Now we don’t have any money left at all, said Tony.
- Don’t worry, come along, said Krille.

They went into a pub, and Krille ordered two big beers and two whisky.

- Now you have become totally maniac. Do you understand what mess we are into? We don’t have a cent on us! said Tony.
- Take it easy, I have a plan. Skål! (Cheers) said Krille with a big smile.

When the two guys had hang at that pub for a while and emptied everything, Krille said:

- OK, now I’m going to put out the sausage out through my zipper. You go down on your knees and take it in your mouth.

The bartender saw what they were doing, got crazy and throwed them out at once.

Krille and Tony went from pub to pub, got more and more drunk, and got away from the bill every time with their brilliant plan.

When they comes to the tenth pub, Tony says:

- Now I’m done, I can’t do this any more. I’m totally drunk and my knees is killing me!

Krille answers:

- How do you think that I’m feeling? I dropped the sausage at the third pub!


Yes, it’s that kind of winds that BLOWS over here today….

Captain Suck Lifecruiser

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9 Comments on “Yuk that suck luck”

    RennyBA NORWAY said:

    I think I know what this golf crazy Mr Lifecruiser got for his birthday – whole in one!! right?

    I feel sorry for Tony eating up the sausage that soon, but I hope there was enough ketchup up until the last pub!

    Btw: Thanks for plugging me again – your all welcome over to celebrate. Any ladies who want to go to a pub in Oslo with me ;-)

    TorAa NORWAY said:

    hehehe, What a story. Must have been painful, if it was not for all that beer.

    ps. I’ve dropped into winterhome to post something from May 17. I also have dedicated that story to your Cybercruise. Hope it’s OK?

    Leaving in a couple of minutes – shopping again.

    Have a great weekend.

    that frolicsome kid BRUNEI DARUSSALAM said:

    Ouch! That must have really hurt! Lol! =O

    Lol! I wish Mr Lifecruiser a very happy belated birthday! Hope he enjoyed his “gifts”. ;)

    Gattina BELGIUM said:

    I totally understand why you left out the details. It could be very dangerous for Mr. Lifecruiser if you mention that nicely wrapped in a pink paper with a big red heart on was a little spoon, high quality white powder and a needle to allow him a wonderful trip ! But if your police will find that out …. I hope they don’t speak english !

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Right! *lol*

    I had no idea that pub rounds could be THAT exhausting! *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    I’ve linked you up.

    We’re missing you a lot Tor, so i hope you get some internet connection before the summer starts off for real.

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Mr Lifecruiser just smiles at this comment….

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:


    That is my cream powder for my big nose ;-)

    Debbie said:

    You are so bad! LOL

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