Skirts Ahoy! 1967. Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren.

Friday’s port is as surprising as the skirt lifting in this picture above – we’ll never know what we find under this cruise either ;-)

Since it’s Friday I thought that it might be good to start with a little joke too….

The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a “little” stowed away rum. Unfortunately he got drunk and was still drunk the next morning.

The captain saw him drunk and when the first mate was sober, showed him the following entry in the ship’s log: “The first mate was drunk today.”

“Captain please don’t let that stay in the log”, the mate said. “This could add months or years to my becoming a captain myself.”

“Is it true?” asked the captain, already knowing the answer.

“Yes, its true” the mate said.

“Then if it is true it has to go in the log. That’s the rule. If its true it goes into the log, end of discussion” said the captain sternly.

Weeks later, it was the first mate’s turn to make the log entries.

The first mate wrote:

“The ship seems in good shape. The captain was sober today.”

You shall always speak the truth.

CHEERS 2 YOU all crazy cruisers ;-)

As soon as our host is ready: let’s go ashore and make this port surprised!!!

Captain Cheerfull Lifecruiser

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Friday port: North American Surprise | Hootin Anni
Next port: Leura, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia

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11 Comments on “The Hoot America Surprise”

    thebluestbutterfly said:

    The joke made me laugh.

    Lifecruiser: Gooood, that was the purpose :-) ))

    Irish Church Lady said:

    Aye Aye Cap’n!

    Lifecruiser: Excellent said cruiser ;-)

    Thomas said:

    I thought that one of the great life lessons, and I forget who actually said this, was “No matter what anyone tells you, there is no permanent record.”

    Lifecruiser: Phew… How fortunate :-D

    claudie said:

    ah!ah!ah! fun before the work!
    see us later!!!

    Lifecruiser: All day long Claudie :-) ))

    RennyBA said:

    What a sweet revenge!
    Talking about partying; I of course have some moonshine. Do you have any sparkle powder so that we can make Norwegian Champagne? LoL
    I’m off to Hootin for some more skirt lifting – so get your gun Annie!

    Lifecruiser: *sparkle powder spread*

    I’m out there!!!!!

    Hootin' Anni said:

    The Side Trip – Excursion to the Wild Wild West is now boarding!!!—————-ALL ABOARD.

    Enjoy the scenery everyone. Hope it’s worthy.

    Lifecruiser: Wonderful !!!!!

    Gattina said:

    I read Anni’s cruise post this morning and that reminded me of the trip we had done in 1971 (!) with quite some adventures through an Indian reservation ! Have to refresh my memories !

    Lifecruiser: Sounds like a Hoot that too!!!

    Sanni said:

    :grin: The Wild Wild West ride was so much fun! I´m bare-footed and bankrupt now… but I was able to retrieve my dick pipe… No way, I won´t tell about the circumstances *ROFLMAO*

    Lifecruiser: Ah, yes, it was a blast! Hootin’ Anni really gave us a show for the money :-)

    TorAa said:

    Dear Captain, please understand a shy Viking, so this is only cyber-written.

    I wish I was there. But I’m naked. Both my — and the 3 — and my four —, is now in a machine. I do believe it’s named a Washing Machine.

    and on top of this: Pollen…

    Hugs from Oslo (do not come to sncczzs= close)

    Lifecruiser: Oh, my, at first I thought that you were robbed of all your…. things ;-) So, you’re allergic you poor man, that’s not a pleasant thing to experience. The sneezing is exhausting. I hope you have some good medicine against it, thankfully they are better nowadays than earlier!

    *taking cover from the sneezes*

    Sanni said:

    *kolla* Are you in there?

    Lifecruiser: *Nej* *giggles*

    filme noi said:

    Nice, but i have not really managed to reach there, maybe some other time.
    Till then all best wishes from another cruiser,

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