Gil Elvgren, 1955.

For some of us Murphy’s Law seem to be a daily phenomenon, others actually have some luck. I’m not mentioning any names here, since we all know who we are…. *giggles*

Do you recognize this:

  • No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
  • If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
  • If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
  • Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
  • If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
  • If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
  • Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
  • The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
  • The best-looking man/woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
  • The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
  • If you’re going to have a stomach flu it will start when the airplane takes off.
  • There are always a queue to the lavatory when you’re in the worst need of it.
  • The baggage claim will stop working if you’re in a hurry.

Captain ♥ Lifecruiser

9 Comments on “Murphys Laws For Flyers”

    Maribeth said:

    LOL! Having just been on flights for the cruise I can say that you are right on!

    Jeni Hill Ertmer said:

    Ain’t it just the truth though?

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    Melli said:

    Well… not that I GET to experience any of these situations anywhere near often enough… but they do seem to be right on the money for when I HAVE flown! Yes indeed!

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    Mar said:

    Oh, this is so true, it is scary :shock:
    Happy Friday anyways !!

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    Ev Nucci said:

    I haven’t been able to write about yesterday’s escapade Captain…it’s hilarious! A trip to the ER via ambulance. I’m pretty sure it was a week of in-law duty or over-exertion on my nordic track. Either way, what a story!

    And I agree with you the media is definitely hyenas!

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    Gattina said:

    Oh geez, you see the world in black, lol ! Fortunately we didn’t have anything of the listed things not even a crying baby, everthing went smooth. Don’t forget to come tomorrow to the Cruise ! There is even something to eat for you before we start !!

    TorAa said:

    What the heck – We are going away tomorrow

    This is my last day as a blogger

    It’s true.

    The last one in November 2007.

    PS. I have posted a photo taken 25 years ago.

    I would not take any more of this genious posts. I would like to be a Viking in Argentina for 2 weeks. Anonymous. Incognito.

    Anna y el Tore

    ps. we will probably buy something in Para when up in Iguazu.

    btw. can you believe it: We have not even begun packing. LOL

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    A. said:

    Yes indeed, I can recognise more than I would like to in those:)

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    Alcohol Rehabilitation said:

    It is so true – if you are ever wanting to know what is really going on, all you have to do is refer to Murphy – LOL

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