This Doesn't seem to Keep the Chap from My Lips
This Doesn’t seem to Keep the Chap from My Lips, 1948.
Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren.

Feeling like having some Friday fun…? I do!!!!! I’ll just put on some lipstick and more clothes!

Did I hear some protests? Bah, never mind!!! *giggles*

A recreational boater, a tugboat crewman, and an old salt Captain went into a bar and each ordered a beer. Each found a fly in their beer. (It must have been the special of the day).

The recreational boater looked in his beer and said, “hey bartender I have a fly in my beer. Give me another beer.”

The tugboat crewman looked in his beer, found the fly, reached in an picked it out and continued drinking.

The old salt Captain Lifecruiser looked in her beer, saw the fly, grabbed it by the wings, shook it over the glass and yelled, “Spit it out, Spit it out!”

…and that’s the kind of spirit I think we all should have before going to the Rolling Stones concert with Renny!!!

No drops will be spilled. Except for Mark, which I’ve picked out for doing some Paparazzi work, so he needs to be sober enough to take photos… *giggles*

Anyone feeling up to giving us some pre-samples of their sound…? I feel like inviting some guest cruiser that can play this little darling:

Caledonia, don’t you have some bagpipes friends…? They might get a hang of it.

Oh, and you do have your earplugs ready Melli?

How is it Claudie, have you got some good night sleep now after the early Monaco morning, so you can dance through the whole concert?

Mar, how about some Spanish music during the waiting for the concert? We’ll order some Tapas too for this hungry monster or I’ll probably go wolfing!!!

We should be invited to the after partying with the Stones, don’t you think…? *giggles*

Love is strong – Rolling Stones

Love is strong
And you’re so sweet
You make me hard
You make me weak
Love is strong
And you’re so sweet
And some day, babe
We got to meet

A glimpse of you
Was all it took
A stranger’s glance
It got me hooked
And I followed you
Across the stars
I looked for you
In seedy bars

What are you scared of, baby
It’s more than just a dream
I need some time
We make a beautiful team
A beautiful team

Love is strong
And you’re so sweet
And some day, babe
We got to meet
Just anywhere
Out in the park
Out on the street
And in the dark
I followed you
Through swirling seas
Down darkened woods
With silent trees

Your love is strong
And you’re so sweet
You make me hard
You make me weak

What are you scared of, baby
It’s more than just a dream
I need some time
We make a beautiful team

I wait for you
Until the dawn
My mind is ripped
My heart is torned

Your love is strong
And you’re so sweet
Your love is bitter
It’s taken neat
Love is strong, yeah

Choose your own Rolling Stones favorite lyric!

…and no, SwordGirl, this is not the kind of concerts were you can camp – put away that tent! Or wait… Maybe that’s a good idea, then we can have the after party there!

Renny, are you sure about this, do you dare to take all of us to the Rolling Stones concert? Maybe YOU should have the earplugs – so you don’t get deaf from all screaming we’ll do? *giggles*

Tor, cork up the Dom Perignon and let it floooow….

Were is the lifejackets? We’ll rock this boat!!!!

Captain Rocking Lifecruiser

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39 Comments on “Knocking Rocking Rolling Stones”

    TorAa said:

    Captain, waking up your crew this time of a Friday morning is not only brutal – it’s against all rules.
    Rolling Stones, bag pipes, tapas and guitars. I’ll think I’ll bring a Hardingfele and a drum set. What a chock. I even have to buy my lady a new dress for the evening ball. What to do but going to Dröbak and talk to Santa.

    PS. Looling forward to meet all the new ladies. Don’t tell Anna – pls

    Dom – Dom – Dom

    Gattina said:

    Do you know at least if the fly was male or female ? there is a big difference ! I must have missed something in my sunburnt brain, didn’t know that we are going to a Rolling Stone concert !!! Super !! When I see the old Mick Jagger hopping around and he has the same age as me, I am jalous !! I will excersize and try to do the same during the concert ! and so many new A-Cruisers that’s good news !
    Today is my last day here and tomorrow I go home. I was so lucky with the weather, sunshine everyday and I have seen a lot. It’s a very historical coast as it is just in front of France and the two countries faught a lot ! I tell you when I am ready to take you there, not like for Turkey which I still haven’t done for the simple reason that I mixed up all pictures and have to try to put them in order again so my motto is : I’ll do it tomorrow !

    Casablanca Travel PHILIPPINES said:

    Rockin’ Rollin’! It’s great to have Friday fun!

    mar SPAIN said:

    I know, it’s only rock and roll, but I like it, like it, yes I do
    If it wasn’t this hot I would wear my black leather pants (better check if they still fit,lol!)

    Tapas are being ordered, we don’t want Notre Captain to be hungry! Hear the Spanish music in the background?
    can’t wait for the concert!

    Mark UNITED KINGDOM said:

    Hi Captain,
    I have my press pass (not a bus pass like the rest of the band), and my spare drum sticks just in case Charlie doesn’t make it, i thought i would jump in.I,m not sure if i would be a good but i am a mean bongo basher….

    Also if the fly doesn’t spit it all out give it a squeeze.

    Cheers Mark

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Well, since I’m the Captain I don’t follow any rules – I’ll make new ones if needed… *giggles*

    ….and it’s never wrong time for some partying, is there….?

    Be glad I didn’t wake you up to bagpipes… *giggles*

    I had to look up the Hardingfele in wikipedia actually – niiiice!!!

    Ooops, my lips are sealed…. *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Hm… I’m not sure – it did have a trunk though… Should I try to drag it in the trunk to decide what sex it is…? *giggles*

    OJ, you’re after in the exercising then! I’ve been jumping around all week… *giggles*

    How fortunate that you had sun so your cyber cruise photos can be stunning with a beautiful blue sky!

    We had given up hope on the Turkey, butt I guess it was too hot now anyway there ;-)

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    So, exercise your voice for all the screaming we’ll do!!!! *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Oh, my, you’re such a cooool sexy girl in your black leather pants Mar!!!! You’ll drive the guys CRAZY….. *giggles*

    Of course they still fit, they’re only highlighting your female shapes the more now than ever…. *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Great initiative Mark, you’re now our official bongo basher…. *giggles*

    It might come in handy in other cruise ports later too….

    Hm. Maybe we can falsify your pres pass to all our cruisers….? *idea*

    We simply must get back stage….

    Mark UNITED KINGDOM said:

    Wow official bongo basher….it can’t get much better than this, bashing my bongos in ports all over the world….Lol

    I could help you get backstage, it would have to be before 11.00 as they have their coco and vitamin suplements then , before getting off to sleep.

    Caledonia said:

    Bagpipes! I don’t have enough wind for those! *wheezes* I’ll abduct a piper on Sunday in Edinburgh for you!


    It’s almost 1 am, Saturady in Singapore when the Captain came a calling. I was preparing for bed, stark naked.

    I realised I came over with only my life jacket. Now, I have to keep my treasures warm, they are still a long way to 90 years old !!!

    I want to go to the Rolling Stones concert! But I don’t want people rolling their eyes at me! hehehe….

    claudie FRANCE said:

    Ho! Ho! What a crazy atmosphere here with the concert of Rolling Stones!!! I just wake up now! I was so tired with the white night in Monaco! After the Black Jack the Rock!!! We never stop on the boat! I will take Anaïs folk guitar so after the concert a cruiser can play and the fiesta will continue! I come all in leather from top to bottom! And with red hairs so I’m sure that Mike will see me and with a cask of fine Côte de Provence ! Be crazy tonight!!!

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Sleep…? They’ll not get any sleep with us around them!!! *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Well, hm… meanwhile, you can always try the butt end instead….. *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    You’ll fit right in ;-)

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Oh, my Claudie – you’ll be almost too hot, the poor guys will be set on fire!!!! *giggles*

    claudie FRANCE said:

    Hé! guys! I choose Angie ! I will remember my first slows dancing with my flirts!
    I wanted to say Mick and not Mike! Let’s go!
    I comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    RennyBA NORWAY said:

    Hay, Hello! YEA I’m Rockin’ Ready and I dear and I would love to take you to the Rolling Stones Concert in Oslo! Your are perfectly dressed Captain (no more cloths Please – only more lipstick might be needed after we’ve greeted:-).

    So welcome over to an electrifying experience with me in Oslo!

    Kuanyin UNITED STATES said:

    So many fun cyber friends are on your cruise–wow do I ever wish I were in Europe now and not in the middle of the Pacific for I could be partying with ya’ll!

    Tidbit of info: in my youth and modeling days, I was
    invited to dance on stage with The Rolling Stones, and so a bunch of us that were picked were given costumes, and we danced to Honky Tonk Women on stage live with the Stones. What a rush that was!

    I’ve got way juicier tidbits, but I’ll save them when I’m on a real-time cruise with ya’ll someday!

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Oh, you’re such a hottie, every one wants to dance with you! Look at that surrounded! *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Excellente! We’ll be over faster than you can blink… and you might regret it… *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    You can’t make us that curious Kuanyin!!! *screaming*

    Oh, my I had no idea of your experience of the Stones when I invited you here today! How perfect!

    I’m soo convinced now that we all should do a real time cruise some day… *dreamy look*

    claudie FRANCE said:

    Hé! Ho! Hé! Ho! Matelots! Matelots naviguent sur les flots! Hé! Ho! Hé! Ho My cruisers! My cruisers are sailing on the stream!!!
    After the Rolling Stones concert the lifecruiser concert on the ship ! Hic! Don peri peri peri dom! Hic! music, guitar , pipe, cornemuse and…wake up, wake up!!!
    Don’t forget the password for the entry (you must ask it to the captain!)

    Melli UNITED STATES said:

    *with purple tufts of foam in each ear*
    HUH? WHAT??? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!! Sorry…

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Oh, how lovely you look tonight in that purple….eh tufts of foam…. *giggles*

    Put on the lifejacket and begin to drown yourself in the dom… *giggles*

    TorAa said:

    OMG -the wawes coming in…

    we undress – and put our valuables where to be hidden.

    We are wet

    Even the cats mieeews for some dry moments *giggles* – there is also water to drink – not only DOM’s

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    I’m not sure the Captain is in shape to ask for it… *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    That bagpipes sounds very… bubbling and gurgling…. Or wasn’t it the bagpipes… *giggles*

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Ev, that sounds just fabulous… I’ve always wanted to go to Maui…. Ahhh… *dreamy look*

    Ev Nucci UNITED STATES said:

    Well Captain…good news..and news that one member of your cruise list may already fulfill…but I’m headed out to Maui on the 24th of August! So I can partake in the cruise if you so desire…I’ll have different photos than Kuanyin …but if you don’t want any replication I respect that! After all…you are the Captain!!! And I’ll be there for 9 days! Writing!!

    Deborah CANADA said:

    Been there and back and had a blast!

    Now where did that after party go??? Mind passing over the Dom please?

    And Kuanyin, you never cease to amaze me. How about giving us a little repeat of the show? I’ll even join you :-) Let’s get in on everyone!

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    *whistles* You go girls!!!

    No, no not all of you at the same time at one poor guy… Mick, where are you? Can you breathe? Help, someone, he isn’t breathing!!!!

    Almost killed by his cyber fans, what a hot story for the newspapers…. *giggles*

    Mark did you get that picture????

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    …and I forgot to say that the tapas was so good that it went down so fast that the others never even saw it…. *giggles*

    Sword Girl UNITED STATES said:

    Encore Encore! Can barely speak now! I hear ringing sounds! I lost my shoes! Need Mick’s autograph and need to get in the back. Kuanjin can you get us in the back since you’ve got contacts. Angie always brings back memories. Wouldn’t it be great to get a special song dedicated to us cruisers from the band!!!

    Ramblin Rose AUSTRALIA said:

    I love the Stones ~ I can’t get no Satisfaction !! Well I can get Satisfied *giggles* Thanks for the invite Capain!!!

    Now, I need some help … .Perhaps you and the other cruisers can help out visit my blog and check it out!!

    Mark UNITED KINGDOM said:

    I certainly did Captain….I was wondering what was going on at first as all these hotties were blowing all over Mick to try and cool him down, it was difficult to say if he was smiling though as his wrinkles hid most of his face,but he did look like he was getting some satifaction…
    I ‘m now wiring it all to the papers and television so you can all see Mick getting blown on in an effort to cool him down.

    Such is the life of a cyber photographer, now where are my bongos

    aka R'acquel AUSTRALIA said:

    *lol* Just goes to show how young i must be when you asked to check out favourite lyrics. First song which came to mind was “Janies Got A Gun” but that’s by AEROSMITH not Rolling Stones!! Like, I thought the lead singer was Mick Jagger???…. *cack*

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