What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?

The official answer: Kiss smackings following by giggles.
The secret one: Loud, long farting sounds following by giggles.

Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).

- Sunny honey and maybe a storm occasionally when we need to shock someone, but only when it’s really needed. But then it will be a fully scaled storm, not a little sissy one… Heard of Volcanos spitting Lava….? *s*

Though I seem to have a bad weather curse on me…

What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?

Me. Love. Mr Lifecruiser. Most in the whole Universe. *lol*

Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books / magazines / newspapers would you choose to read?

Anyone and everyone. I’d be thrilled to remember anything!!!! With this Altzheimers light we claim to have, anything would be a huge improvement ;-)

If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?

Since I love salty things… and you did ask – don’t blame me for answering honestly: Licorice dick called….. Lick Dick. And the commercial would say: pick lick dick!!! *ROFLMAO*

(You know, the word pick also is meaning dick, in Swedish…)

Friday’s Feast blog |

11 Comments on “Friday’s Feast Beast”

    Gattina BELGIUM said:

    And I would add crotch, crotch, which means the sound of eating written in French (like when you write ROFLMA*)!

    Lifecruiser: Well said, I mean crotch’ed Gattina :-)

    TorAa NORWAY said:

    Pick? No: Pikk. LOL.
    But, what have that with balls to do? Pick it up?

    =^.^= (Soon runtime)

    Lifecruiser: Then I wonder what’s about the PICKled herring? Hrm….

    Chana CANADA said:

    hmm, now i’m hungry!

    Lifecruiser: Big appetite huh? *lol*

    RennyBA NORWAY said:

    I don’t care about the ring tone – mine is vibrating and so does my wife’s. Mobile phones takes you one step forward you know;-)

    Lifecruiser: Ehum… I’m not sure what we’re talking about here… What’s vibrating? *LMAO*

    Caylynn GERMANY said:

    Terrific feast! :) You always make me smile! I enjoyed all of it – especially your appetizer, soup and salad. :)

    Thanks for visiting and have a good weekend! :)

    Lifecruiser: Excellent, I love when people is smiling!

    Sanni GERMANY said:

    *burp* :shock: Sorry! :oops: Very delicious! May I have another pick lick dick, please? Seems to be a very dick-y week for me *ROFL* blowing the wooden pipe… licking the licorice…

    The combination of pick+lick sounds like the German “picklig”, what means spotty (acne). :shock: Will there be a throwing-up smilie available for this special thought? *LOL*

    Lifecruiser: Hm…forgot about that, maybe it should be a burp sound ringtone also? *lol* Funny how words can be similar to each other in different languages. I think prickly is about the same… *lol*

    Maribeth UNITED STATES said:

    ROFLOL! You just crack me up!

    Lifecruiser: I’m glad to be a t your service ma’m ;-)

    Debbie UNITED STATES said:

    You crack me up! The things you think of. Would the licorice be black? That is my favorite and seems to work!! Or maybe strawberry pink! LOL

    Lifecruiser: Oh yes…. THat would be something :-)


    yummm lick dick ….. at first I read limp dick *ROFL* and thought it needed some viagra…..

    you are so funny……..

    Lifecruiser: Ha ha ha… limp dick – the viagra version! *ROFLMAO*

    tammy UNITED STATES said:

    I heard that the Shitty Blogs Club is very salty tasting. They need you :lol:

    Lifecruiser: Yes, I know, that’s why I’ve been a member there since a very, very long time :-) I think it actually were the first I joined….


    Argh! :mad: I absolutely hate the sound of ringing telephones in my house. It drives me up the wall. I don’t know why though. I have this certain repulse against telephones…

    What is a Lick Dick? LOL!!! It sounds like a humorous dish. I can’t imagine you trying to order that in a restaurant.

    “I want Lick Dick for dessert please…”

    LOL! =P

    [/joke] :wink:

    Lifecruiser: though I’m sure they would LOVE if I did!!!! *lol*

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