All bloggers that dare are spooktacular welcome to our big Cyber Halloween Party!!!

We’re holding a haunted open house until witching hour – all witches, goblins, ghosts, ghouls, werewolves, vampires, spiders, spirits, black cats, howling wolves, monster, creeps and other scary creatures are invited!!!

Make sure you post your horrifying costumes (faked or real) at your blog, so we can see them – and eventual other things or booootiful scary monsters you’ll bring with you…

We’ll haunt you until you come, so take a scareplane or blood vessel over here to our Halloween night fright =:-O

Note for new bloggers: the party is going on in the comments here and in the comments of the participants too, so do some heavy graveyards hopping to mingle with all the other scary ghoul friends :-)

Be aware that this post might be updated during the party!

Meet our butler Mr Butcher, he will serve you through the whole party, just mention your wishes to him and he’ll haunt down the victim for you…

Take a stroll in our booootiful graveyard garden, while he’ll empty some bladders to get you your Doom Pee’rignon welcome drinks!

There are plenty of scared guests to mingle with. You’ll recognize them by their screams… Or maybe the odor…

We’ve done some serious shopping for grosseries to this event, not to mention how long it took to prepare this.

Luckily there were some ghoul friends that lend us some ….ehrm… hands.

Vampire Mouth Watering Menu


  • Ant Eggs
  • Diaper Dump Deli’s
  • Strained Eyeballs
  • Poop Dip

Soups & Salads:

  • Vomit Soup
  • Peea Soup with Flesh
  • Fungus Salad
  • Brain Cell Salad

Salad Sauces:

  • Rhude Island
  • Vampire Saliva
  • Vomit Vinaigrette
  • Bird Drop Dressing

Mr Butcher recommends the fresh Vomit Soup with Eyeballs:

Oh, what a malicious mouth watering smell!!!

Dinner Sinner:

  • Cat Litter Lasagna
  • BBQ Brain Beef
  • Worm Burgers
  • Brains smash
  • Finger Stripes

…and some Halloweiners and Ear Wax Wieners – the Werewolves favorite hot dog – for the picky kids.

Ghost Goodies:

  • Pancreascake with scream
  • Peanut Butt’s
  • Candied Cats
  • Roosted Rats
  • Jerk Jello
  • Poop Cake

The Menu is on for the whole party, just call for Mr Butcher.

Bone Appetit =:-O


  • Swampagne (Doom Pee’rignon)
  • Eyeballs On The Rocks
  • Infectous Fluid Frappe
  • Mucous Membrane Milkshake
  • Old Bathwater
  • Soul Soda
  • Brain Brew
  • Bug Mug

Boo, the barftender, recommends the Eyeballs On The Rocks:

…and for the really thirsty it’s OK to order a whole Bloody Mary at once – the real one. She will last for the whole evening at least. You’ll get enough to even share with your ghoul friend.

Haunted House Rules

Do NOT under any circumstances search the basement if the power has gone out.

If you find something that you can’t identify and it’s alive, what ever you do: do NOT pick it up or touch it. Just scream.

If plumbing fixtures or other structures in this haunted house begin to shake and spew body fluids, it’s time to leave.

Graveyard Activities

You did bring your sharpest knifes I hope? Start carving…

No not the other guests, you silly creatures… the pumpkins…. *ghoul giggles*

Get some inspiration here: Pumpkin Pandemonium or see all the amazing submissions to Leannes Pumpkin Carving Contest.

I have to give you a warning for some uninvited guests that might crawl up of their graves:

We’ll do some activities while we’re waiting for midnight to come. How about some Mummy Wrap, Hunt The Body Part or Pin The Wart On The Witch?

You see that street over there? That’s the kind of street that ghosts like best: a dead end.

So do NOT take that way when you’re leaving here…


“Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolf-bane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.”

From “The Wolf Man”- 1941 Universal Pictures.

Captain Ghoul Lifecruiser

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46 Comments on “Cyber Halloween Party 2007”

    .: mar said:

    I suddenly lost my appetite, somehow, lol!! Happy Halloween! have a terrorific, I mean, terrific party!!! so sorry I can’t stay…I will catch up this evening if the ghosts allow me to .

    .: mar’s last blog post..wicked wednesday : wordless [ 72 ] and much more!

    Gattina said:

    Wow ! I hide under the table with these slide show ! What terrible faces ! and your menu is also wonderful ! I’ll try some eyeballs on the rocks, it’s good to start early, lol !
    I hope you used my Halloween women urinal and vomited on the sofa cover !!

    aCey said:

    ‘must be some party! :) hope you have a fun halloween!

    aCey’s last blog post..back from the hospital

    claudie said:

    Wouhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!I didn’t see nothing so horrible and hilarious in my full life!!!!!!! Bravo! Bravo! The halloween fest will terrible! Now I know how I will resolve the situation at The VIP party by Dracula!!!!! Mr Butcher could help us!!! Come on with us at the party, Dracula’s cousin can no wait now!!!!

    claudie’s last blog post..VIP party by Dracula!

    Hootin' Anni {Wicked} said:

    *clapping hands like a kid*!!!!!!

    Oh this is just way too fun! Halloween Rules!!!!! The party’s grand me Captain—–it’s been an honor supping with you and drinking heartily!!![literally]

    This all made my blood curdle. All in fun………Loved every minute.

    [I have some past costumes and outdoor decorations posted on my blog today for Halloween....come by....say 'trick or treat'....No, you can't smell my feet!!!!!]

    Hootin' Anni {Wicked} said:

    For some reason my comment doesn’t show? Is there a reason? [I practically wrote a novel....*shrug*]


    raja said:

    Captain…. Its terrific to be here….. Terrible in fact….. I too have posted my real scary moments in my blog…..

    raja’s last blog post..Halloooooooowen – My Scary Day

    Maribeth said:

    Hubby and I are here in our costumes. We are the King and Queen of Hearts! LOL!!!
    Hubby is very fond of most of the food and I have already lost him at the dinner table!

    Lifecruiser said:

    Warmth welcome everybody! Feel like you’re in your own graveyard please! Take what ever you want or ask Mr Butcher for helt to haunt.

    Cheers my dears!!!!!

    PS. Hootin’ Anni, the reason for your comment not showing up at once were that you had written another name than usually, you did put that extra “wicked” after and that counts like a new visitor. I have moderation on, for all new users the first time they comment here I have to aknowledge their comments first before it shows up. (too much spam otherwise)

    Sword Girl said:

    I can not wait! I’ll be back a little later when the chillins’ of the night are all situated, and we have our costumes and all. This is Great!!! Love it!!!

    Sword Girl’s last blog post..Fried Samhain Toads for Soma’s class soon…

    Janet said:

    oh, it all sounds mighty spooktacular and scarier than fangs on a vampire! Thanks for the invite :-)


    This is the grossest Halloween party that I ever attended. I didn’t eat anything either. Gross. Well done, very well done indeed. Have a great Halloween. Oh, loved the slideshow. :)

    Comedy Plus’s last blog post..The Mo Show

    SandyCarlson said:

    Great job! I’m looking forward to coming back tonight!

    Twisted Cinderella said:

    LOVE your template!!! It looks great! What a fun party!! I love the eyeball soup and drink!

    Twisted Cinderella’s last blog post..Happy Halloween

    Caledonia said:

    What a fantastic post! Real creative menu there but I may need a few Bloody Mary’s for courage before sampling!

    Caledonia’s last blog post..Cybercruise Halloween Party

    Kuanyin said:

    I contributed the ONLY scary photo I could find on my blog and linked to you! You must have nerves of steel! The menu doesn’t seem too very appetizing to me, but you sure know how to throw one scary cyber party! Happy Halloween!

    Kuanyin’s last blog post..Happy Halloween!

    colleen said:

    I followed your spooky laugh comment. All I have today is The Blob, but this fun makes up for no costume parties this year. The menu is very creative! Ands so, as Arnold says, “I’ll be back!”

    Sword Girl said:

    I was running from a monster, and I tripped. But, the monster tripped too, so I got away!!! I’m hiding in the graveyard behind a tree.

    Sword Girl’s last blog post..Fried Samhain Toads for Soma’s class soon…

    Lifecruiser said:

    Are you sure that was a monster Sword Girl? I think that might have been ME! *giggles*

    Kat said:

    Hope y’all have a Happy Haunted Halloween! I will be in bed at midnight because I have class tonight after I’ve worked all day. Have much thrilling fun!!

    Kat’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday #2

    TorAa said:

    20 % read – I’m scared to ….
    Mine is about 80% ready

    It will be huuuaha ween

    btw. nettleserne funker atter – bare det vedvarer – krammar

    A. said:

    Ummm, I think I’ll pass on the food and drink, thank you very much!! :)
    I’ve only just arrived and it’s almost my bedtime, boo hoo. I need to get back before my carriage turns into a pumpkin. Oh wait, maybe that’s the idea….

    A.’s last blog post..Halloweens I have known

    Sanni said:



    Sanni’s last blog post..Happy Halloween

    RennyBA said:

    What a blast of a party – what treat – what a feast – what a scary, goofy and wonderful gathering just right for the Halloween Eve!

    I had a great one with Tor and Anna last weekend (thanks for all who participated), but a Halloween Party will never be the same after this :-)

    As normal, I’ve done it my way and your all welcome over for a review and some link love to some A-Team Cruisers!

    RennyBA’s last blog post..Happy Halloween Review

    Sanni said:

    Ooooh… the Eyeballs on the rocks *hicc* rock- I love this dri*hicc*nk. Any*hicc*th*hicc*ing with eyeballs involved… *hicc* – and the Swampagne… *hicc*

    I feel observed… *hicc* Is it me? Or the drink staring at me???

    Lifecruiser said:

    I think I’m getting a high blood pressure here from all the horror…

    Ooops… the vampires start to think I’m ready for some “lighten up” of blood…. They’re staring very hungry at me…..

    Someone that got a Bloody Mary to spare?

    Mimi Lenox said:

    This seriously creeped me out. I’m glad I’d eaten dinner first before seeing this. Oh my gosh. But thanks for inviting your blog friends to cruise with ya tonight.


    Klimakteriehäxan said:

    Do I dare go to bed after this?

    Klimakteriehäxan’s last blog post..Gud kommer starkt på nätet

    TorAa said:

    Sorry, this is written with very DARK sunglasses ans other glasse – I have never ever been so frightnent I AM not able to give a honewweeen cooommn -non ooo hi it – stop do not – pls call your dentist hææhhe

    btw. weenful – I’m impressed how pro this is

    TorAa’s last blog post..October 31 – 2007 – hallo out there


    This is morning after Halloween in Singapore. hehehe…. So now I come over to Sweden for Halloween. wheeeee………..

    The food looks worse than the insect feasts I had! Ahhhh…. I need more Bloody Marys. What a party! So many new friends I made. The bartender looks tender. kakaka……….

    Oops, don’t mind my coming in two parts. I thought I could meet more people this way. Some would love my lovely face and others would love my body. hahaha…….

    eastcoastlife’s last blog post..Halloween Night – Wordless Wednesday

    Lifecruiser said:

    Howl! Where is everyone hiding? I must find them…

    I think I’ll let loose the type of dog that vampire’s like the best: Bloodhounds…

    Gattina said:

    Here is the “morning after” ! a little sleepy and a head like a coton ball ! and here it is All Saints day today where everybody suddenly remembers that there is a family member on the cimetary who has to be visited armed with flowers, mostly chrisanthemes. Usually it rains and is grey and cold this day but apparantly it is the exception this year, the sun (will) is shining !
    I clean up the mess now, the good thing is with a virtual party that you have no troubles with the neighbors because of the noise nobody sleeps in some corners and you had people from all over the world !!

    Dragonheart said:

    What a fabulous Hallowe’en party! I don’t think cat litter makes a good lasagne though. ;) At least my cat litter certainly doesn’t!

    Happy Hallowe’en! :)

    Dragonheart’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen: The Road Trip Edition

    chase said:

    Happy Happy Halloween to you Lifecruiser and it certainly a faburiffic party!!!

    chase’s last blog post..Hair-Raising: A Halloween Special

    scart said:

    happy halloween guys! trick or treat? the vomit soup looks nasty hahhaa. I wasn’t able to party with you guys yesterday because I’m busy with my little trick or treating.

    scart’s last blog post..How Filipinos celebrate Halloween?

    Novy said:

    thanks for the invite as promised pictures are up at Novy News

    Novy’s last blog post..-A break : HAPPY SAMHAIN

    Lulu said:

    Yikers! You had some scary stuff! I guess I missed the part-tay! I was having a par-tay of my own, as you’ll see from my most current post.

    Happy November!

    Lulu’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen: Lulu’s Halloween Extravaganza

    vjai said:

    I think the party is over now… Well.. I missed my fried fingers!!! Btw, u checked out ma post captain???

    vjai’s last blog post..Loose diamonds

    claudie said:

    Sorry but with all the food you had prepared i became ill and now my sofa is full of vomi with strange spiders wich run around!!!!! I found how to calm Dracula’s cousin to continue our fiesta!!!

    claudie’s last blog post..VIP party by Dracula (continuation)

    international mom said:

    helloooooo, i like the cat litter lasgana, that’s my absolute favorite.
    i love this cyber party you guys are throwing, thanks for coming to my site. i’ve been too busy to do anythign for halloween, but it’s fun watching you guys!

    Zhu said:

    I was so busy last night feeding the monsters and the whitches I didn’t have time to come over !

    Will you accept my happy Halloween a day too late ? ;-)

    Zhu’s last blog post..The Division Bell

    mar said:

    It seems you´ve had a great party! Hi from Hamburg, hopefully I can see the German flag this time!

    mar’s last blog post..wicked wednesday : wordless [ 72 ] and much more!

    mar said:

    I posted my photohunt early :)

    mar’s last blog post..wicked wednesday : wordless [ 72 ] and much more!

    laketrees said:

    wowee ….sounds like you had a blast of a halloween party Captain….. loved reading about all the treats and fun games….
    ohh….and the food!!!!!!!! what a stomach turner EWWWW !!! :D

    laketrees’s last blog post..The Doug Moran National Portrait Prize

    Friday's Child said:

    That seemed to be fun. Everything including the food seemed horrifyingly delightful. Sad could not have made it earlier. My computer is down again.

    Friday’s Child’s last blog post..My Apology!!!!

    Bud Weiser said:

    This is terrific. You are SO talented! I hope you had a great time! Have a good weekend…

    Bud Weiser’s last blog post..You Say It’s Your Birthday

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