Check your Dirty IQ

Sheer Comfort, 1959.
Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren.
Â© BROWN & BIGELOW, INC, ST.PAUL, MINNESOTA

OK, it’s Friday – time to some weekend fun folks!

I thought that you could enjoy to check up your dirty IQ. (Mine is obvious…

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

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Think about that for a while – the answers is in the end of this post – and no peeking at the answers in advance! *lol*

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The answers…

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

*giggles*

8 Comments on “Check your Dirty IQ”

Gattina

said:

I just wanted to write that we don’t have postmen throughing the mail in bushes (there are none either) but a well behaving lady postman who commes with a bike and puts nicely the mail in our mailbox.
Now of course I found the answers and have to say we have no mailboy either !
Is that spring that makes you think us “badly” lol ?

Just finished my Zoo promenade for tomorrow.

Another question : Who in my household has a squashed or broken tail ?? Find the answer on one of my blogs, he, he !

May 4th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

CLAUDIE

said:

Hum! Hum!… My answers were not exact… Where did I have my head?!
I will visit Cannes the sunday 20 th may, so I propose to host all cruisers thursday24th may!
But I think you have to prepare you for a white night with the jet set!

May 4th, 2007 at 6:26 pm

Kasia