Archive for the ‘Love’ Category

I’ve been contacted by Mr Joe Blogs. He wanted to do me. I’m talking about an interview! No, not for a sex talk show either, but a very serious blog interview for his comedian Mr Joe Blog’s Blog.
Curious of my juicy answers that made him so tired after I’ve been jousting through his dreams [...]

1. If I had been your horse, I would have wanted that you sat on me without a saddle.
2. The Magician: You know, it’s not only my magic wand that is pointed…
3. You know, that chastity belt would fit perfectly well on my bedroom floor.
4. Don’t believe the rumors you have heard about me… [...]