Lifecruisers black hole monday

This (w)hole day has gone and what have I done?

Well, I did… no… I didn’t actually. But I did… no, I thought I should do that, but I didn’t. I checked my emails, I did.

Then I started to… but the phone rang. I tried to surf a bit during the call, but I don’t know what I read.

The sun was shining, but after looking down at me, she was going indoors too, doing nothing. The skye became cloudy and dark. It began to rain.

I know that I did something useful today, but I’m not remembering what it was. It was something with the blog. Last night I was going through a HUGE list with Plugins for WordPress, that I might or might not install on this blog. It will happen one day. I think.

Suddenly it was time for cooking dinner. That took a while. And to eat it. That was the most important part. To get stuffed. I did that. Really well. I’m good at that. The best.

I surfed and read, surfed and read. Mostly about my lack of iron, but also other blog stuff. A lot of blog stuff. As usual. And that takes time. I’m really good at getting stucked at surfing. The best.

Then I kissed Mr Lifecruiser. And kissed. And kissed. And… That took quite a while too. This is priority stuff #1 here, so everything else have to wait. I’m good at that. Really good. The best.

Then I totally forgot about make my TODAY POSTING! Oh, shock!!!!!

So here it is, the black hole post. The post that isn’t a post, it’s just a black empty hole. OK, maybe with a little smoke around it…. It’s all yours.

*gone in the smoke of the gun*

Secret whisper: But you can’t be too sure of where the smoke comes from, maybe it’s actually from all the…..

[insert imagination here]

11 Comments on “Black hole Monday”

    Kasia POLAND said:

    I am good at doing something=nothing, too:)))

    I have a question – where do the Swedish learn English? I met a few Swedish in Italy and their English was..perfect. And yours is too! How do you guys do that???At school?

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Yes Kasia, we learn it in school, starting when we’re about 10 years old. At my time in school we weren’t speaking so much, but now a days I beleive they get to speak more, so they’re even better than us. Plus the english-american they learn from all computergames and movies….

    Kasia POLAND said:

    Oh, I see!
    That just means English in Polish schools sucks! We start when we are ten, too, but I don’t think 10% of the students really know the language by the time they graduate. Something’s wrong with the system.

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Wow! That sounds like a low percentage yes…

    sharlet SINGAPORE said:

    I think you have a major obsession with Mr Lifecruiser! ;D


    Surf and read is the bane of my working life…

    But let’s keep that as our little secret, shall we?

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Do ya think Sharlet? *lol*

    Ah, Useless man, secrets it is… I think… Hellloooo, any one that can see this…? *lol*

    Walker CANADA said:

    I surf and surf and surf and eat and surf. Sometimes I think I can sleep and surf LOL

    Mandy NETHERLANDS said:

    If we don’t surf and take an interest in other people’s blogs, then we can’t expect to get a blogging buddy thing going, eh. What really annoys me are the people that never visit your blog, but then they expect you to keep visiting theirs.. it’s a nightmare.

    I must spend half my life blogging lol

    Lifecruiser SWEDEN said:

    Yes, it’s all about the blogging life – to give back too :-)

    sharlet SINGAPORE said:

    Yes, and Mr Lifecruiser is a very lucky man! ;D

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